“or what i call the deathstyle”
“DEATHSTYLE”
There is no way he actually said that. But if he did…
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Not very creepy, but this really happened and I hope you enjoy.
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Around Halloween about 4 years ago I went to the local park with my cousins. I was 19 at the time and my cousins were all my much younger then me, the youngest being about 6 or 7. I’d go to…
Why He’s Hot:
- Look at this fucking adorable fucker, Jonathan Groff. Bitch makes puppies and rainbows look like garbage that’s how fucking precious he is 24/7. It’s a proven fact that there is pretty much nothing to hate about him.
- He’s Melchior fucking Gabor (such a radical). Yeah that’s right, this motherfucker was on fucking Broadway, weaseling his way into your hearts by getting into Lea Michele’s pants night after night. If that didn’t make you melt enough, just listen to him sing like a fucking angel. Did I mention you see his ass on stage? If you still don’t find this beautiful fucker attractive then you’re gonna get your ass kicked by a shitload of Spring Awakening fangirls, and they know what’s up.
- Oh yeah, Groff is gay, but that won’t stop him from macking on your girl on stage and making you look like shit in comparison. Seriously you wouldn’t kick this hot bitch out of bed unless it were to fuck on the floor. Just watch him. Look at that pure fucking joy on his face, you can’t fake that shit. Also he’s the best fucking best friend in the world to Lea Michele so not only is he hot as fuck he’s pretty much ideal in every other way, too.
- His hair. His hair is a curly mess of pure perfection. Just look how luscious it is. Seriously, look at it. If you don’t wanna run your fingers through that shit than you must not have fucking hands.
- He is impossible not to love. Even when he’s a douche on Glee you still wanna fuck him, maybe even more. The combination of his fucking perfect smile and his fucking perfect face with his fucking perfect voice have just turned you to putty, admit it. His face was made to be gif’d, it’s just a fact. Seriously look at all these fuckers and gaze upon perfection. If that can’t convince you, then dat ass should.
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Why He’s Hot:
- He has the most beautiful, jizz-inducing eyes you could ever imagine. It’s so blue, oh no wait it’s seafoam green, no it’s blue again , damn its gray now. We could do this forever but we don’t have time to do that, there’s other body parts to lust after.
- He is brimming with talent. You can’t deny that Logan Lerman is a great actor. He also does short films with his best friend and might I add, the videos are great. Wonder what other things he’s great at? wink
He’ll be the next Harry Potter.Scratch that, he will beat Potter’s ass. He’s gonna be Percy Jackson, the son of Poseidon-God of The Sea. Some say Gods have a lot of kids, hmm, wouldn’t mind him making some with me.- He’s funny with a don’t care attitude. He karaokes and dances in History class. How random can he get?
- His smile. How can you not admit that naughty little smirk just made you drop your pants and made you imagine some of the wildest things that you could do with him? But not right now, he’ll be legal in just a few months ladies. (;
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